Chapter 15: Pituitary Coup Men: Warning! Mention of the female body part beginining with a "U" below:)
Brain: Oh no! It's the last day the kids are away at school.
Ears: Better get ready for constant noise.
Brain: Eyes? What are you doing? Crying?
Eyes: I don't know. This isn't a usual reaction for me on the last day of school.
Brain: Not a normal reaction? Oh no! I know what that means.
Pituitary: Well, the timing was right, so I just went hog wild here and dumped out all the hormones.
Eyes: No fair! I'm soaked. I can't even function.
Brain: Common Sense, where are you on this one?
Common Sense: Arg... Struggling... The Power of the Pituitary is just... too... strong...
Pituitary: That's right! One gland to rule them all!
Memory: That's Tolkein - one RING, one RING.
Pituitary: It transfers.
Memory: Then perhaps we need to go destroy you in the fires of Mt. Doom.
Pituitary: Ah... wait a second. No, no that won't be necessary.
Brain: Then relinquish your power over Common Sense.
Eyes: And me!
Brain: And Eyes.
Uterus: And me. Aww, look at that cute baby! I can do that. I can make one of those.
Common Sense: Aaaaa! Yes! Pull back, Pituitary, pull back! Devastating consequences lay in the balance.
Uterus: Awww, not devastating. Tiny. Look how adorable. Memory, don't you remember when ours were that little and cute?
Memory: Not helping... Must fight the hormones... sleepless nights... crying... screaming... potty training...
Uterus: Done. We're good. Take the baby away. We don't want one.
Brain: Ha HA! We win, Pituitary! Shrink away and level off your hormonal blast.
Pituitary: You may have won THIS time, Brain, but I will be back. Just wait until next month! Bwahahaha!