Chapter 1: About Going For a Ride

Tracy's Brain: Come on, Body, up and at 'em! Going for a long ride on the trail today. It's supposed to be 63º!

Common Sense: It's not 63º. And it's raining.

Brain: So what? Let's go. I already planned to go do this today.

Common Sense: Well, let's at least put on some long tights.

Brain: Nope. I already have my clothes out. Shorts today. It's supposed to be 63!

Legs: Wait, don't we get a say in this?

Brain: No. Anyway, the tights are in the wash.

Common Sense: We're going to get all muddy anyway. We don't need clean clothes on.

Legs: Maybe we don't want to go. Cold and shorts don't go.

Brain: Shut up and get in the car. We'll have ice cream when we get home.

Stomach: I'm in!

Common Sense: Can we at least make it Wawa coffee? Ice cream does not sound appealing when it is cold out.

Brain: Sure, but it's not cold out. It's 63!

Common Sense: <face palm>

Legs: I'm still not on board.

Brain: Tough. Nothing you can do about it.

Legs: Oh yeah?

Knee: Ow! Ow! Ow! Please don't go.

Brain: Oh quit your whining. It's a bike ride. You aren't needed anyway.

Common Sense: Umm... what?

Brain: Low impact, remember?

Common Sense: Sorry, Knee, it doesn't look like I'm winning this one.

Brain: Yes! ‪#‎Winning!

Stomach: Coffee, coffee, coffee...