Chapter 10: A New Machine at the Gym
Brain: Ooo, look a new machine.
Common Sense: Okay, take a look.
Brain: Hey, it says it works deltoids. Our deltoids could use some work.
Deltoids: Excuse me?
Brain: Let's give it a try.
Common Sense: Read directions first. Read...
Arms: Oww! What are you doing?
Brain: Whoops. Okay, that wasn't right. Let's try this.
Butt: I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be involved in this. You definitely are not facing the right direction.
Brain: Hmm. Sitting? Standing? Push? Pull? I really don't know how this is supposed to work. Oh well, we'll figure this out.
Vanity: OK, well, you better figure it out soon. People are starting to look.
Common Sense: Let's ask a trainer.
Brain: Are you kidding? Look like I don't know what I'm doing? I'll just keep trying.
Arms: This is definitely not right. We already did biceps.
Biceps: Aaaaa! You're killing me!
Deltoids: And I'm still waiting.
Brain: I think I've got it now. We just need more weight.
Arms: What???
Deltoids: Yeah. Bring it.
Arms: You're not even doing anything.
Deltoids: That's how in shape we are.
Brain: Sixty-five pounds. That should do it.
Arms: But I can't do any more!
Brain: So we'll do fewer reps.
Arms: Nope. We're done.
Deltoids: Ah. So fit. Good workout.
Common Sense: Okay, take a look.
Brain: Hey, it says it works deltoids. Our deltoids could use some work.
Deltoids: Excuse me?
Brain: Let's give it a try.
Common Sense: Read directions first. Read...
Arms: Oww! What are you doing?
Brain: Whoops. Okay, that wasn't right. Let's try this.
Butt: I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be involved in this. You definitely are not facing the right direction.
Brain: Hmm. Sitting? Standing? Push? Pull? I really don't know how this is supposed to work. Oh well, we'll figure this out.
Vanity: OK, well, you better figure it out soon. People are starting to look.
Common Sense: Let's ask a trainer.
Brain: Are you kidding? Look like I don't know what I'm doing? I'll just keep trying.
Arms: This is definitely not right. We already did biceps.
Biceps: Aaaaa! You're killing me!
Deltoids: And I'm still waiting.
Brain: I think I've got it now. We just need more weight.
Arms: What???
Deltoids: Yeah. Bring it.
Arms: You're not even doing anything.
Deltoids: That's how in shape we are.
Brain: Sixty-five pounds. That should do it.
Arms: But I can't do any more!
Brain: So we'll do fewer reps.
Arms: Nope. We're done.
Deltoids: Ah. So fit. Good workout.