Chapter 15: My Shorts Don't Fit, part 1
Butt: Ouch! What's going on here?
Brain: Hmm. These shorts are definitely too tight.
Stomach: You're telling me!
Vanity: Oh, this is not good.
Common Sense: Last year's shorts don't fit? We have two options: shopping or dropping weight.
Stomach: Ha! Well that's a no-brainer.
Brain: Hey! I still like to be involved.
Hand: Got the credit card right here.
Other Hand: I got the car keys!
Brain: Let me in on this. I'm choosing the diet.
Vanity: We don't "diet." We modify our eating choices for the goal of decreasing size.
Stomach: Nooooo!
Memory: We have never enjoyed doing that.
Brain: But we CAN. That's why we do things. We CAN.
Common Sense: Well, we also CAN pick up a snake, but we AREN'T going to do that.
Brain: It works and cheaper in the long run.
Legs: Oh yeah, long runs too. Blah.
Common Sense: Cheaper, huh? I like that.
Stomach: I've talked it over with everyone, and no one agrees that's the best way to go.
Brain: Come on! It works. We've done it before.
Stomach: We all hated it before. Even YOU got pains from the sugar withdrawal.
Brain: I don't recall that.
Memory: Get off! Will you stop blocking my input?
Brain: La, la, la, I can't hear you. I want to fit into last year's shorts without a muffin top.
Stomach: But we like muffin tops...
Brain: Not THOSE muffin tops.
Hand: But I have the credit card all ready to go.
Common Sense: Well, let's take it to the grocery store.
Stomach: Waaaaa!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Brain: Hmm. These shorts are definitely too tight.
Stomach: You're telling me!
Vanity: Oh, this is not good.
Common Sense: Last year's shorts don't fit? We have two options: shopping or dropping weight.
Stomach: Ha! Well that's a no-brainer.
Brain: Hey! I still like to be involved.
Hand: Got the credit card right here.
Other Hand: I got the car keys!
Brain: Let me in on this. I'm choosing the diet.
Vanity: We don't "diet." We modify our eating choices for the goal of decreasing size.
Stomach: Nooooo!
Memory: We have never enjoyed doing that.
Brain: But we CAN. That's why we do things. We CAN.
Common Sense: Well, we also CAN pick up a snake, but we AREN'T going to do that.
Brain: It works and cheaper in the long run.
Legs: Oh yeah, long runs too. Blah.
Common Sense: Cheaper, huh? I like that.
Stomach: I've talked it over with everyone, and no one agrees that's the best way to go.
Brain: Come on! It works. We've done it before.
Stomach: We all hated it before. Even YOU got pains from the sugar withdrawal.
Brain: I don't recall that.
Memory: Get off! Will you stop blocking my input?
Brain: La, la, la, I can't hear you. I want to fit into last year's shorts without a muffin top.
Stomach: But we like muffin tops...
Brain: Not THOSE muffin tops.
Hand: But I have the credit card all ready to go.
Common Sense: Well, let's take it to the grocery store.
Stomach: Waaaaa!
TO BE CONTINUED...
