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Chapter 15: My Shorts Don't Fit, part 1

Picture
Butt: Ouch! What's going on here?

Brain: Hmm. These shorts are definitely too tight.

Stomach: You're telling me!

Vanity: Oh, this is not good.

Common Sense: Last year's shorts don't fit? We have two options: shopping or dropping weight.

Stomach: Ha! Well that's a no-brainer.

Brain: Hey! I still like to be involved.

Hand: Got the credit card right here.

Other Hand: I got the car keys!

Brain: Let me in on this. I'm choosing the diet.

Vanity: We don't "diet." We modify our eating choices for the goal of decreasing size.

Stomach: Nooooo!

Memory: We have never enjoyed doing that.

Brain: But we CAN. That's why we do things. We CAN.

Common Sense: Well, we also CAN pick up a snake, but we AREN'T going to do that.

Brain: It works and cheaper in the long run.

Legs: Oh yeah, long runs too. Blah.

Common Sense: Cheaper, huh? I like that.

Stomach: I've talked it over with everyone, and no one agrees that's the best way to go.

Brain: Come on! It works. We've done it before.

Stomach: We all hated it before. Even YOU got pains from the sugar withdrawal.

Brain: I don't recall that.

Memory: Get off! Will you stop blocking my input?

Brain: La, la, la, I can't hear you. I want to fit into last year's shorts without a muffin top.

Stomach: But we like muffin tops...

Brain: Not THOSE muffin tops.

Hand: But I have the credit card all ready to go. 

Common Sense: Well, let's take it to the grocery store.

Stomach: Waaaaa!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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  • The Angelmen Series
    • About the Angelmen Series
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    • Amity of the Angemen >
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    • Asher of the Angemen >
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    • Caedmon of the Angelmen >
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  • About T.C. Slonaker
    • About Me
    • Interviews
    • Beliefs
    • What Am I Doing Now?
    • Quotes
    • How I Became Published
  • Blogs
    • Passion Under Grace (T.C. Slonaker's blog)
    • Tracy's Top Ten
    • T1D Family Life, While We Are Waiting …
    • Woman on Sports
    • The CDO Writer
    • What's On My iPod
  • Humor
    • Body Language >
      • Chapter 1: About Going for a Ride
      • Chapter 2: Stomach Revolts
      • Chapter 3: A Surprise Early Morning Gym Visit
      • Chapter 4: Birthday Present
      • Chapter 5: Laziness and Cats
      • Chapter 6: Thinking Ahead, I Think
      • Chapter 7: Learning About Softball As A Grown-Up
      • Chapter 8: Allergies, Smallergies
      • Chapter 10: A New Machine at the Gym
      • Chapter 11: After the Flood
      • Chapter 12: Asthma (not so funny)
      • Chapter 13: Birthday
      • Chapter 14: A Snake
      • Chapter 15: Pituitary Coup
      • Chapter 16: My Shorts Don't Fit, Part 1
      • Chapter 17: My Shorts Don't Fit, Part 2
      • Chapter 18: An Accident
      • Chapter 19: An Accident, part 2
      • Chapter 20: On Vacation
      • Chapter 21: Getting Work Done in the Summer
      • Chapter 22: Listening to a Game on the Radio
      • Chapter 23: Interview With a Pancreas
      • Chapter 24: I Don't Have a Cold
      • Chapter 25: Collision at the Plate
      • Chapter 26: The Aftermath
      • Chapter 27: Moving On
      • Chapter 28: At the Beach
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