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Chapter 27: Moving On

Picture
Legs: Let's get on a bike. Come on. I'm really getting BORED!

Wrist: Well, I'm still a little groggy from that surgery.

Legs: That was, like 2 weeks ago! Come on. Get with it. You're all back in place now.

Wrist: It was 3 weeks ago. And we have some new stuff to get used to here.

Plate in Wrist: Allo.

Brain: Is that a foreign language, Plate? It sounds like you have an accent.

Plate: Oui. I am a foreign object.

Wrist: See? I have to get used to this.

Plate: Qu'elle dommage!

Wrist: Boy, I really got screwed.

Brain: Wrist! Watch your language! We don't talk like that!

Screws: No, really. We're new here too.

Wrist: Yeah, and they got screwed in really tight!

Brain: Oh, I see.

Eye: No, I see. But I can't see inside, so I guess we're all blind here.

Common Sense: No more puns! I can't take it!

Legs: Back to the issue at hand...

Wrist: Not funny.

Common Sense: What did I JUST say about puns?

Hand: I thought it was funny.

Legs: Anyway. Bike? Where do we stand on the bike? We don't need the wrist for the bike.

Wrist: I'm involved in a lot more than you think.

Brain: Legs are right. It's so nice out. We gotta get outside and work on that bike.

Wrist: You know I AM still technically broken, right?

Brain: We'll wrap you up real tight. Like Legs said, they'll do all the work.

Common Sense: You really don't get the idea of unity, do you?

*after bike ride*

Brain: Ugh. I guess Wrist IS involved in a lot more than I thought.

Wrist: I would say I told you so, but all I want to say now is Oww.

Brain: Really, Wrist. That was only 10 miles. I'm a little disappointed.

Wrist: Well, I'm a little broken. No, wait. I'm a lot broken. So deal with it.

Brain: Still, reaching the brakes would have been nice.

Wrist: I was busy fighting back against all the weight being thrust my direction!

Brain: It was no more than normal.

Wrist: But I'M not normal yet. That's what I'm trying to tell you!

Brain: Well, get ready because we are going to work on this.

Wrist: This is going to either be really good, or very, very bad.

Brain: That's the spirit! Back to physical therapy!



  • Home
  • The Angelmen Series
    • About the Angelmen Series
    • Trailers
    • Hierarchy of the Beings
  • Books
    • Amity of the Angemen >
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      • Amity Trailers
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    • Asher of the Angemen >
      • Sample of Asher of the Angelmen
      • Asher Trailers
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    • Caedmon of the Angelmen >
      • Sample of Caedmon of the Angelmen
    • Malachi of the Angelmen >
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  • About T.C. Slonaker
    • About Me
    • Interviews
    • Beliefs
    • What Am I Doing Now?
    • Quotes
    • How I Became Published
  • Blogs
    • Passion Under Grace (T.C. Slonaker's blog)
    • Tracy's Top Ten
    • T1D Family Life, While We Are Waiting …
    • Woman on Sports
    • The CDO Writer
    • What's On My iPod
  • Humor
    • Body Language >
      • Chapter 1: About Going for a Ride
      • Chapter 2: Stomach Revolts
      • Chapter 3: A Surprise Early Morning Gym Visit
      • Chapter 4: Birthday Present
      • Chapter 5: Laziness and Cats
      • Chapter 6: Thinking Ahead, I Think
      • Chapter 7: Learning About Softball As A Grown-Up
      • Chapter 8: Allergies, Smallergies
      • Chapter 10: A New Machine at the Gym
      • Chapter 11: After the Flood
      • Chapter 12: Asthma (not so funny)
      • Chapter 13: Birthday
      • Chapter 14: A Snake
      • Chapter 15: Pituitary Coup
      • Chapter 16: My Shorts Don't Fit, Part 1
      • Chapter 17: My Shorts Don't Fit, Part 2
      • Chapter 18: An Accident
      • Chapter 19: An Accident, part 2
      • Chapter 20: On Vacation
      • Chapter 21: Getting Work Done in the Summer
      • Chapter 22: Listening to a Game on the Radio
      • Chapter 23: Interview With a Pancreas
      • Chapter 24: I Don't Have a Cold
      • Chapter 25: Collision at the Plate
      • Chapter 26: The Aftermath
      • Chapter 27: Moving On
      • Chapter 28: At the Beach
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