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      • Chapter 14: A Snake
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Chapter 4: Birthday Present

Picture
Brain: The boy wants this for his birthday.

Common Sense: That’s not even a toy. It’s big, and it’s just going to sit around his room with the multitude of other things he just has to look at.

Brain: Hand? What are you doing?

Hand: Putting in the credit card number. Sorry, it’s just reflex.

Brain: What? Wait, we don’t want to buy it. How often do you do this?

Hand: I don’t think you want to know the answer to that.

Brain: Something must be done about that. We better shut down Memory.

Memory: You've done that before. As a matter of fact, you do it constantly. Never with good results.

Hand: Wouldn't make a difference. The numbers aren't kept there anyway. I just use Force of Habit.

Brain: We have that? 

Common Sense: Of course, but you wouldn't know. You two don't speak, remember?

Brain: No, I didn't know that.

Common Sense: That's exactly the point.

Brain: OK, so how much does Force of Habit do around here?

Common Sense: Everything that you don't need to worry about.

Brain: But I need to worry about everything!

Common Sense: Exactly. You don't.

Hand: Done. Package arriving in 3-5 business days.

Brain: Hey wait! Didn't you hear me say not to buy that?

Hand: Sorry. Force of Habit out ranks you.

Brain: Mutiny! I must destroy Force of Habit.

Common Sense: You really don't want to do that...

Brain: Complete control! It will be mine!

Common Sense: You don't listen to me, do you?

Brain: Nope. I am your fearless leader.

Common Sense: That's not a good thing. I am seeing the future, and it's not pretty.

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  • About T.C. Slonaker
    • About Me
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    • Beliefs
    • What Am I Doing Now?
    • Quotes
    • How I Became Published
  • Blogs
    • Passion Under Grace (T.C. Slonaker's blog)
    • Tracy's Top Ten
    • T1D Family Life, While We Are Waiting …
    • Woman on Sports
    • The CDO Writer
    • What's On My iPod
  • Humor
    • Body Language >
      • Chapter 1: About Going for a Ride
      • Chapter 2: Stomach Revolts
      • Chapter 3: A Surprise Early Morning Gym Visit
      • Chapter 4: Birthday Present
      • Chapter 5: Laziness and Cats
      • Chapter 6: Thinking Ahead, I Think
      • Chapter 7: Learning About Softball As A Grown-Up
      • Chapter 8: Allergies, Smallergies
      • Chapter 10: A New Machine at the Gym
      • Chapter 11: After the Flood
      • Chapter 12: Asthma (not so funny)
      • Chapter 13: Birthday
      • Chapter 14: A Snake
      • Chapter 15: Pituitary Coup
      • Chapter 16: My Shorts Don't Fit, Part 1
      • Chapter 17: My Shorts Don't Fit, Part 2
      • Chapter 18: An Accident
      • Chapter 19: An Accident, part 2
      • Chapter 20: On Vacation
      • Chapter 21: Getting Work Done in the Summer
      • Chapter 22: Listening to a Game on the Radio
      • Chapter 23: Interview With a Pancreas
      • Chapter 24: I Don't Have a Cold
      • Chapter 25: Collision at the Plate
      • Chapter 26: The Aftermath
      • Chapter 27: Moving On
      • Chapter 28: At the Beach
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