Chapter 5: Laziness & Cats
Brain: Let’s go!
Legs: Nope. Cat’s on the lap. Feels too good. We’re not moving.
Heart: Aww, she’s purring too. She loves us. We can’t disappoint her.
Brain: What is wrong with you!
Legs: Yeah, we’re not going anywhere. Heart says so.
Brain: Who put Heart in control? I object! Get up and let’s go!
Heart: Aww, we can’t do that. Kitty loves us!
Brain: Hello, Common Sense, are you going to jump in here? They think the cat cares if we get up or not.
Common Sense: True. She will be just as happy on a warm chair.
Brain: Thank you. Let’s go. We’ve got sugar to burn off!
Legs: Yeah, I don’t think so.
Heart: Yes, home is the best place to be. Let’s just stay.
Brain: You will do what I command. Get up.
Legs: Stop being so heady.
Brain: But I’M THE HEAD! It’s my JOB. You’re making this difficult. Obey me.
Hand: Aww, she’s licking me.
Common Sense: OK, that’s not cool.
Heart: See? She loves me.
Legs: Nope. Cat’s on the lap. Feels too good. We’re not moving.
Heart: Aww, she’s purring too. She loves us. We can’t disappoint her.
Brain: What is wrong with you!
Legs: Yeah, we’re not going anywhere. Heart says so.
Brain: Who put Heart in control? I object! Get up and let’s go!
Heart: Aww, we can’t do that. Kitty loves us!
Brain: Hello, Common Sense, are you going to jump in here? They think the cat cares if we get up or not.
Common Sense: True. She will be just as happy on a warm chair.
Brain: Thank you. Let’s go. We’ve got sugar to burn off!
Legs: Yeah, I don’t think so.
Heart: Yes, home is the best place to be. Let’s just stay.
Brain: You will do what I command. Get up.
Legs: Stop being so heady.
Brain: But I’M THE HEAD! It’s my JOB. You’re making this difficult. Obey me.
Hand: Aww, she’s licking me.
Common Sense: OK, that’s not cool.
Heart: See? She loves me.
